// the one and only
Delusion is the Solution
WHAT IS $DELUSION?
/// the answer to every financial question you never asked ///
what if the secret to generational wealth was simply believing hard enough? every billionaire started with delusion. Elon thought rockets could land themselves. some guy thought a jpeg of a monkey was worth $500k. the Wright brothers were literally delusional about flight. delusion isn’t a bug. it’s the ONLY feature.
hedge funds study charts. VCs study markets. we study the ceiling at 3am and whisper "i’m gonna make it" to ourselves. and you know what? historically speaking, the delusional ones always win. eventually. sometimes. okay rarely. BUT WHEN THEY DO...
the wealth equation
step 1: be delusional. step 2: ???. step 3: generational wealth.
"delusion is the solution"
conviction level: INFINITE
evidence needed: ZERO
wealth: INCOMING (trust me)
strategy: BELIEVE HARDER
plan B: there is no plan B
> reality: portfolio down 97%
> delusional truth: "it’s consolidating"
> reality: no one is buying
> delusional truth: "accumulation phase"
> reality: the dev left
> delusional truth: "community takeover"
> reality: chart is a straight line down
> delusional truth: spring loaded
the official currency of cope
backed by nothing. fueled by everything. delusion IS the solution.
disclaimer: this is not financial advice. this is not even a financial thought. it’s more of a financial hallucination. the kind that makes you rich. maybe. probably not. but MAYBE.
THE LORE
(it's not pretty)
^ him. after checking his portfolio. again.
> be me, Tendai
> find new token at 3am
> "this is the one"
> ape entire bag
> wake up
> rug pulled while sleeping
> "at least i learned something"
> narrator: he did not learn
> repeats next week
> and the week after
> this is the way
cope.
seethe.
repeat.
sources: trust me bro date: always verified: by Tendai himself
$DELUSION
the tokenlaunched on pumpfun /// 1,000,000,000 supply /// 0 utility /// infinite vibes
$DELUSION isn’t just a token. it’s a lifestyle. it’s waking up every morning, seeing your portfolio in shambles, and saying "this is fine." it’s telling your friends about a coin they’ve never heard of for 3 hours straight. it’s drawing trendlines on a chart that only goes down. it’s PEAK PERFORMANCE.
launched on pumpfun because where else would a token born from pure cope and zero planning launch? he saw the "create token" button and thought "this is my moment." his moment was very brief. but the token? the token is forever. 1 billion supply because why think small when you can think delusional?
this formula has been recalculated since 2021. it still hasn't been solved. it never will. but we believe. oh, we believe.
WHY DELUSION
IS THE SOLUTION
A Comprehensive and Entirely Serious Academic Paper on the Correlation Between Delusional Thinking and Generational Wealth Accumulation
This paper presents groundbreaking evidence that delusional thinking is not merely a psychological condition but rather the single greatest predictor of financial success in the 21st century. Through rigorous analysis of exactly zero data points and extensive peer review by a Twitter account with 47 followers, we demonstrate that individuals who maintain unwavering conviction in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary are statistically more likely to either become billionaires or lose everything trying. The expected value calculation, while technically negative, FEELS positive, which is frankly all that matters.
Our methodology involves ignoring all conventional financial wisdom, dismissing anyone who says "be realistic" as a "hater," and aggressively repeating affirmations about being "early" to any asset that has already pumped 40,000%. Keywords: delusion, generational wealth, cope, conviction, diamond hands, smooth brain economics.
1. 100% of rich people were once delusional
2. 100% of broke people are also delusional
3. Therefore: delusion is the common denominator of ALL financial outcomes
4. Ergo: delusion = financial outcome
5. QED: just be delusional bro
Consider the following paradox: every successful venture in human history began with someone thinking they could do something that everyone else said was impossible. The Wright Brothers? Delusional. Steve Jobs? Delusional about a phone with no keyboard. Satoshi Nakamoto? Delusional about magical internet money. The pattern is clear: delusion precedes innovation.
Now consider this: buying a token called $DELUSION at 3am because a meme made you laugh is EXACTLY the same energy. You are literally following in the footsteps of the greats. The only difference between you and Jeff Bezos is that he was delusional about books and you’re delusional about a coin with a crying wojak on it. Same energy. Different asset class. Both valid.
^ fig. 1: subject displaying peak conviction
Traditional economics suggests that wealth is created through productive labor, smart investments, and compound interest over decades. This is extremely boring and takes too long. Our research proposes an alternative: simply BELIEVE you are wealthy, and the universe will rearrange itself to match your vibes. This is known as the Law of Delusional Attraction, first documented by a screenshot of a Telegram message in 2021.
The mechanism works as follows: (1) Buy $DELUSION. (2) Tell everyone it’s going to a billion dollar market cap. (3) When it doesn’t, tell them they’re "not seeing the bigger picture." (4) Draw increasingly complex trendlines on the chart that only you understand. (5) Wait. (6) Keep waiting. (7) This is the "wealth transfer" everyone talks about. (8) You are transferring your wealth to someone else. (9) But YOUR delusion remains intact, and that is priceless.
"The gap between being delusional and being a visionary is about $3.2 billion and 10 years of hindsight."
- Anonymous (definitely not on his alt)
We conducted extensive field research by scrolling crypto Twitter for approximately 6 hours. Our findings were as follows: every person who has ever made money in crypto was, at some point, considered delusional by their peers. The guy who bought Bitcoin at $1? His mom told him to stop wasting money on "internet coins." The guy who aped into Doge? His friends staged an intervention. The guy who put his life savings into $DELUSION? Well, we haven’t heard back from him yet, but we’re SURE he’s doing great.
Furthermore, we found a direct negative correlation between "being realistic" and "making sick gains." The more realistic your expectations, the more boring your portfolio. The more delusional your convictions, the more entertaining your financial journey. And isn’t entertainment the real generational wealth? No? Okay, but consider: when you’re 80 years old, would you rather tell your grandchildren "I invested responsibly in index funds" or "I once bet the mortgage on a memecoin because a drooling cartoon told me to"? The answer is obvious.
^ fig. 2: researcher during peer review process
In conclusion, delusion is not only the solution but perhaps the ONLY solution. Traditional financial planning is for people who enjoy waiting 40 years to maybe afford a slightly nicer car. Delusional conviction is for people who want to either retire at 25 or create an incredibly compelling story about why they can’t afford lunch. Either outcome is more interesting than a 401k.
"groundbreaking work" - his mom
"this is not real research" - everyone else
"sir this is a wendy's" - the submission portal
You discover $DELUSION at an ungodly hour. Something stirs within you. Is it conviction? Indigestion? Doesn’t matter. You’re IN.
You tell everyone you know about $DELUSION. They look at you with concern. You interpret this as jealousy. Your conviction deepens. They simply do not understand.
The chart goes down. You zoom out. It’s still down. You zoom out more. Now you can’t read the chart. Perfect. From this distance, it could be going in ANY direction. Bullish.
You have achieved peak delusion. Price no longer matters. Reality no longer applies. You are now operating on a higher financial plane. Generational wealth is inevitable. Or not. But you FEEL wealthy, and feelings are facts now.
